NASTY
NASTY
Est. 1993

Race your five golf tees around the board and home.
Land on somebody… and send them packing!

Resume saved game
Concede this game? This will count as a loss on the leaderboard.
Resume saved game
Concede this game? This will count as a loss on the leaderboard.
Resume saved game
Concede this game? This will count as a loss on the leaderboard.
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v0.71  ·  Est. 1993
NASTY
Est. 1993

The Nasty app is coming soon to the App Store.

Online play happens right in the iPhone app. Got a game invite link? Open it on your iPhone with the Nasty app once it's live.

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NASTY
Est. 1993
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-your cards are ready!

Pass the device - then tap anywhere to see your hand. No peeking, everyone else!

-wins the game

How to play Nasty

Get all 5 of your tees from your base, once around the board clockwise, and into your home row before anyone else. Teams: you and the player straight across win together.

Getting out

  • King or Ace brings a tee out of your base and onto your starting block - the first hole of your lap.

Cards

  • Ace - come out, or move 1.
  • King - come out only.
  • Queen - move 12.
  • Jack - trade places with any other tee on the board.
  • 3 - move one of your tees 3 holes backwards (never behind your own starting block).
  • Everything else - move that many holes forward.

The nasty part

  • Land exactly on an opponent's tee and it's blasted back to base!
  • You can never pass your own tee - or your partner's, in teams - and you can never land on your own tee. Any play that would do either simply isn't allowed.
  • Landing on your partner's tee is a last resort - it's only allowed when it's the ONLY play you have left, and then their tee goes back to base. Sorry, partner!

Home row

  • Exact count only - if your card is too big, that tee can't use it.
  • A tee that's snug (pushed all the way up) is safe forever.
  • A tee that's not snug can still be forced back out by your own 3.

Turns

  • Cards get dealt in rounds. 4 players: 5, then 4, then 4 (all 52 cards used). 6 players: 4, then 4 (48 of 52 used - the leftover 4 sit unused in the dealer's pile until the deck passes to the next dealer and gets reshuffled). Play one card per turn.
  • No playable card? You're skipped automatically until the next deal.
  • If a partner finishes, they keep playing to move their partner's tees.

Leaderboard

Points per win: 1 for each Easy CPU you beat, 2 for Tricky, 3 for Nasty or a person - people only, CPUs never show up here.

Shop

Play online

Host a game - you'll get a link to text around so everyone plays from their own phone - or join a game someone else started.

BEFORE YOU PLAY

CAN'T START THAT GAME

Your room is open!

Tell everyone this code, or just text them the link - it fills in the code for them.

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Seats

Join a game

Enter the 4-letter room code your host sent you.

Had a game going? Enter its 4-letter code - if your seat's still open, you'll be back in.

Pick an open seat.

Online games work a little differently

  • No Skip button - everyone watches the same game at the same speed.
  • The host picks the game speed for the table.
  • Anyone can pause for everyone.
  • You can switch apps anytime. The game keeps going and catches you up when you return. If your board ever looks stuck, close and reopen the app.
  • Everyone else's name plate has a soft green glow while they are connected. If a name turns red, that person has dropped off. The game keeps going and they catch up when they come back.
  • Need to leave for good? Hand your seat to a CPU (under Pause).

Pick your seat

Everyone else at the table plays as a CPU - tap a color to sit there, and set each CPU's difficulty right here.

Pick your leaderboard name

This is the name everyone will see for you - on the table and on the leaderboard. You can change it later (Admin -> Change your name), up to once every 30 days.

How fast should the game play?

Pick a pace for moves and animations. You can change it anytime during the game - tap ADMIN in the top corner, then Table speed.

Set up your online game

How fast should the table play?

This sets the game speed for everyone at your table. You can change it anytime during the game - tap ADMIN in the top corner, then Table speed.

Getting the table back together

Tap Ready up when you're at the table - play picks back up on its own once everyone connected is ready. Missing someone? Send them a rejoin link, or hand their seat to a CPU.

Someone wants back in

NASTY

Sign in to play online

Online games need an account, so your wins, points and leaderboard spot are all yours. Sign in with Apple, or keep playing offline as a guest.

New here? It creates your account. Been here before? It signs you back in.

Signing in is coming soon on the website. In the iPhone app you can sign in with Apple.

Accounts are for ages 13 and up. Anyone younger should continue as a guest.

Admin

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Earned credits match your leaderboard points and never go down as you spend. Remaining is what's left to spend in the Shop.
Online Access
Is this you?

This cannot be undone. You can only do this once, for one name, and the offer goes away for good afterwards.

Delete your account? Your Apple sign-in and every signed-in session go straight away. Every credit you have - including any you paid real money for - is gone for good too, with no way to get it back and no refund. Deleting also does not reset your free month of online play: a new account made with this same sign-in won't get another one. This cannot be undone. You can keep playing without an account.

Accounts are coming soon. Your name and your games are saved on this phone in the meantime.
Accounts are for ages 13 and up. Anyone younger should continue as a guest.

Change your name

SIGN OUT?

PAUSEDtap to resume

Everyone can walk away - your game is saved. Tap anywhere to keep playing.

PAUSED

Your game is holding right here. Jump back in, or step away for now.

CONCEDE?

Are you sure you want to concede? This will count as a loss on the leaderboard.

REPLACE GAME?

You have an online game you can still get back into - starting another online game will replace it. Go ahead?

REPLACE A SAVE?

Both save spots are full. Starting a new game means giving up one of your saved games for good - that counts as conceding (a loss on the leaderboard) for whoever was playing it. Pick which one to give up, or cancel to keep both.

God mode

Enter the admin token (saved on this device after the first time).

Rooms

Global leaderboard